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# what's that? aquatic creature in the capital???
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay
those are great fun in swimming pools
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# what, Eiffel Towers? great username!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I can honestly say
I have never been in a swimming pool with an Eiffel Tower in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hehehe
want a sponge?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# no!
i meant the water, ah i dont know, an inflatable eiffel tower, what next? a large aquatic mammal in the middle of london, i swear, the day that happens ill eat a live kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you ate a live kitten -7 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i dont know what happened 7 days ago
i was only born on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I bet it wasn't alive for long
unless you swallowed it whole, I hope you de-clawed it first or it'll be playing merry hell with your insides.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oh bugger.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Yay!
TJ: Just got off the phone with the BBC. The head honcho wasn't too impressed but the guy who runs the magazine (where the quiz was) thought it was ace and took my details. :)
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# HOORAY!!!!!!
excellent! Build on this!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Although the downside was
I had to promise not to do another BBC shop.

"We take a very dim view of this sort of thing."

"So dim you actually use the spoof on your own site???"
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# you could always make them under a different name
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# what????
you mean I'll have to do all your shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# that's insane!
they use it but hate it.

You had your fingers crossed, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I know
He admitted it was funny too, but said their policy is to always 'track down' the people behind such things. Which you, sir, might wish to be aware of.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# excellent
I look forward to being tracked.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I was planning to put all mine
in an easy to find gallery tomorrow.
With my name and address on the bottom...

As Pachey said earlier, parody is a valid defence!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I said that to the bloke at the BBC
He said the danger was in people thinking they're real, at which I expressed no small amount of surprise.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# So why do the show Dead Ringers on TV, for example?
I'm always confused by whether that's real!

Let's parody their arses until they bleed, or somesuch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Fuck them
we pay license we own copyright

Beeb fonts anyone?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# you don't need the fonts
but it's arial/helvetica/sans serif
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers
Got them and will do summat moore amusing than this next time.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Yay!
Good work
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# oh no
if he got your details that means hes going to come round and nick your idea, then kill you before you can patent it!

fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Fantabulous!
Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# thats so as they know
where to send the hitman around to...**

I'd lock my doors if i was you.

or move.









**may not be true


Edit:
jaysus H mindpissed again....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# s'wot I said!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# yes I know.... thats what mindpissed means...
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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hey talking about piss
i drank 2 pints of piss the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Yay!
Congrats hunny.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks
SugarSpun.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Je t'aime, spacker.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# you Spacker!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# lol
i like the desert island pic in profile
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like a happy chappie
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)