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# ha ha ha
in other news, i'm pretty stoned, but i wasn't expecting this, though i think that george foreman deserves some sort of prize for calling his kettle a 'lean mean water boiling machine'.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# err . . .
no I was expecting tubgirl, or goatse . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# he provides a lean mean fat water heating machine now?
what on earth makes his boiling water hotter/healthier than say asda 5 pound kettle
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# OH CHRIST HAHAHAHA
one of the specs for the toaster is

"Anti Jam mechanism"

I now have hilarious mental images of someone putting jam on the toast and their toaster kicking the shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# hahah
*STEP AWAY FROM THE PRESERVES, STICKY BOY!*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# SHOP IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# to be honest I should be working so I can't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ey up.
just out of interest, when was it that Rob decided we all had to tag everything? in the wake of the Pachey debacle? ;)

woo to What Ho! as well. :)

edit: just seen your linky above. fret not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# what what what?
have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# not really, rob just wants us to tag our images
thassall

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# to say "b3ta"?
my word.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# no, for your own benefit. it was all rather paternal, actually. *sniff*
although he rightly points out that if you don't have your own site, sticking 'b3ta.com' on it as well as your name couldn't hurt... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# it doesn't bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)