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# I once knew a really out-of-order joke...
whose punchline was 'slobber down my cock ya bitch', but I can't remember it.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:14, archived)
# lol...but Thread Jack
QUICK, I have to more post until my 700th birthday, how can i celabrate it?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:18, archived)
# Nowt to do with the russian
ho called onya bakubitch?
Or maybe the russian lemonade thief called Nickacrate Opopov? time I was in bed
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:18, archived)
# Or the Russia guy with 3 balls
Whojanicka Bollockoff
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:21, archived)
# the very
same!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:23, archived)
# Or the chinky with only 1
Wan Hung Low???

700th birthday, and a crappy joke to go with it

Sorry, It helps if i close my tags
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:25, archived)
# all of the above...
...but far more offensive, apparently.
Personally, I don't really see why offending a genocidal mass murderer is a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:28, archived)
# I don't either
Its only the natural thing to do I think
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:33, archived)
# One of these days I'll
spazz the chinese menu I got a few years back, featuring Mr. Hung Lo as well as Lee Kee Kum and Hoo Flung Dung. Course it's done the rounds for many years before this......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:30, archived)
# When i go to the chinky
I like the Creama Sum Young Guy
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:31, archived)
# Yep, he's
in there as well....dammit, where did I put it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:36, archived)
# I love the way b3ta has made "spazz" into a verb.
woo to b3ta coinages.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:31, archived)
# Don't forget
the random usage of other great words in the b3ta vocab

I was in a chat room on AOHell the otherday and all of a suddem someone called me Az The Spaz...it was strange speaking to a fellow b3tan in another chat room...It was also nice to be able to use some good words and have someone understand me!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:35, archived)
# the worst thing is
trying to write emails in the same way I write messages on 'ere....I want to put tags in normal conversations and that ain't right!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:37, archived)
# I always want to explain about my lack of hummus
and how houpla things are on some days and i just get a funny look...if only everyone spoke like us "Normal" poepl, the world would be a better place

I did say i was going bed without pressing f5 BUT I LIED
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Dec 2002, 2:46, archived)