Two bananas
(one for each ear), plus a granary bread roll stuffed with butter, cheese, lettuce, chutney and thinly sliced cold home-cured pork sausage (huge big fat hand-made ones from the butcher along the road). In that order. Repeated on both sides.
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:45,
archived)