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# According to recent research (e.g., SPAM)
There is now a 'Safe way to drown your girlfriend in cum!'. This seems like something I'd like to do. I like her a lot, so I'd like to make her die with manly spurts of semen.

P.S., if anyone needs a connection for Vgiara or some other randomly mispelled crap, I can hook you up hundreds of times per day! I'm all of teh skilled and stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:19, archived)
# Huzzah!
I think it's important to always drown people safely.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:23, archived)
# My safe word is 'Rapitinui'
100% of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:25, archived)
# Scarier fact:
I somehow already knew this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:30, archived)
# If I were to use Syncubus as a safeword,
We could make a giant circle of b3tans using other b3tans' names as safewords.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:29, archived)
# It's going to seem weird the first few times I scream "OR IS IT?"
But I'll give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
As always, it works on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:32, archived)
# I imagine that might now work well
"Is that enough?" "Yes, Or is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:33, archived)
# *continues*
Oh god, no! Stop, it's too much, OR IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:34, archived)
# It occurs to me that this idea may not work as well as I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:38, archived)
# And now I'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:40, archived)
# FINALLY!
Sleep well, sugar lumpkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:41, archived)
# 'night!
I hope you get to yell Syncubus!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:43, archived)
# They all do, eventually.
It's like a curse or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:46, archived)
# It's in
...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:39, archived)
# Pfft!
Everyone screams my name all the time. It's not a good safe word.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:30, archived)
# I maintain that one of the all time great safewords is "Khan"
Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:35, archived)
# Haha!
Very true.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:40, archived)
# Maybe DIIIIIIIIVE!
would work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:42, archived)
# *considers 'mediocre' as a safe word*
nah...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I would assume safe drowning
means you drown people but are safe from detection, so the police don't catch you
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:30, archived)
# No, that's clever drowning.
Safe drowning must be where no one gets killed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:31, archived)
# Or where you dunk a stubbornly floating safe.
be open-minded about this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:33, archived)
# That's illegal in 17 states
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:37, archived)
# The being open minded part, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5648714
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:41, archived)
# I've temporarily closed mine for repairs.
Nothing to do with new laws...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:41, archived)
# That's no way to fix it!
/philosophical
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:43, archived)
# I need to do some extensive renovations.
It's been stretched a little far lately.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Me, too
but I'm not using the word 'stretched' on b3ta, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:47, archived)
# Fair play.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:48, archived)
# Well, obviously I just did
but it was sort of a quote.

I'm also drinking some stuff that has 'banana juice' in it, but that's also something I'm not likely to admit to.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:50, archived)
# SYNCUBUS SAID 'STRETCHED', EVERYONE!




DO WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:51, archived)
# I've had more ridiculous pictures in my head
but I'm not going to relay this one. It's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:56, archived)
# That's fine
I have a fair idea anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:57, archived)
# I really doubt it.
It was very gross, impossible, and pretty silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 12 Feb 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)
# its like I woke up in /talk
hello peeps
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Why my spurts of seamen?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 10:05, archived)