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# i did exacatly the same last year
it was 50/50 successful.

the plus points, it was personeal and hand crafted (on the printer).

the down side, it's a fucking tesco value cards, you bastard, do you think i'm cheap?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I am sending two this year.
One to my girlfriend, and one to a girl who I know will not get any off any one else cos she's so ugly. I'm hoping it will make her feel less bad.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# or may make her think that you want to ride her hard...

...in the ass...

(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# It's love... of sorts.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:11, archived)
# the closest of love between a man and a woman.

or a man and a man.

or two women, one with a strap on.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hmmm
but if she finds out it's a sympathy card that'd be more gutting than getting no cards.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yes ^ this,
very much so

(he says, as once the long-ago recipient of a sympathy card, the emotional scars from which have remained to this day)

(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:16, archived)
# awww
I've only had 3 valentine's cards ever.

One was a joke, from my friend John
One was from one of my little brother's friends, who was about 8 at the time. Sweet, but not really the sort of thing I was after
One was from an ex, who had dumped me the day before Valentine's day but had already sent the card.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:18, archived)
# What's your address?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)