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# Dear Mr Duke of Prunes,
I am most apologetic for missing lunch today, but I was rushed away, with haste I might add, to the Public house.

It would be greatly appreciated if you were able to, despite it's late arrival, comment on my lunch.

Many Thanks in Advance,

For lunch today I had;

A Foot Long Rustic Baguette with Steak and Onions and Dijon Mustard,

Lots of Chunky Chips,

2 pints of Cider, from the Strongbow Brewery.

Manymanymanythankseses redsushi!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
#
groomer
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# That
is the single greatest lunch I have ever heard of.
In fact it's so great, I'm going to write BOATYARD backwards.


DRAYTAOB.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Dear Redsushi! Whoop Whoop!,
Thank you for your letter. I am very sorry to hear hat you missed lunch today, thus missing Dave the Facts.
I am afraid that I am unable to comment on your lunch as I no longer do do lunch duty on a Friday. I suggest that you seek out The Puke of Drunes who was today's Friday Dave the Facts deputy. I'm sure he will be more than willing to assist you in your troubles.

In the mean time please accept this complimentary braw:

Braw lunch

good luck and best regards


(, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)