He needs a tail
rotor.
But if he could fart a constant flow of gas, this could be piped through 90 degrees and might do the trick.
At low speeds, advanced sphincter control could add maneouvrability to the design.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:01,
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Or he could have two rotors, mounted one above the other,
rotating in opposite directions.
Edward has confessed to me that he is a big fan of the coaxial rotor and, indeed, Igor Sikorsky is his greatest hero.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 14:03,
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