A packet of Jaffa Cakes lasting 20 minutes? You, sir, are the very model of restraint.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02,
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hehgirlfriend was watching. She'd moan if I scoffed all of 'em in front of her.
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drunkenoaf,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:03,
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Goodjob they'd gone the fine way of mouldy then...!
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steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:05,
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Unless it was one of the fuckoff ginormous oneswith like 60 cakes or something
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abandonnship,
Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11,
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