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# bring on the lawsuit
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *sues your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Yes...
we're on our way to your embassy right now....

(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# that's rather woo
but what did I tell you about smoking crack?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# can't
remember... but, I have a strange mind-eye image of a massive sized "jaffa cake"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I had some Tesco Value Jaffa "cakes"
a few days ago. Tasty. But they go stale after 20 mins out of the packet. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# A packet of Jaffa Cakes lasting 20 minutes?
You, sir, are the very model of restraint.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# heh
girlfriend was watching. She'd moan if I scoffed all of 'em in front of her.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Good
job they'd gone the fine way of mouldy then...!
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Unless it was one of the fuckoff ginormous ones
with like 60 cakes or something
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# but, but, but.. Vespas are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that be true
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# heh
i think vispa sounds like it should be a female hygine product.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# interestingly...
vespa is the italian word for "wasp".

this was probably named so because it sounds like one.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# gosh
it's the same in Latin. Those languages must be related... :D
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# or,
a hidden female part
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Your sig
makes me grin
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# heh
good. i do love a good wobble every now and then.

*apple product launch watches*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# or a character in Casino Royale
or latin for wasp. But that would be Vespa.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# So,
what does Swan Vesta mean, then?

or am I on crack and Jaffa Cakes again?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# im
gona sue for that colour!

is it diarrhea-gold?
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I agree,
that is a rather striking hue of turd...
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# your jobbies are golden!?
ebay them!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# good plan!
whats the best way to induce said shit type?
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# for metallic poo...
1.buy thermometers
2.wait for price of thermometers to rise
3.sell thermometers for profit
4.use money for robotoplasty
5.go toilet
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# How can you have a high
possibility?

maybe you meant probability...

/pedant and cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)