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# I've only ever watched about
five minutes of it.

These five minutes involved Mr. Monk refusing to climb a fence because it was too rusty, then
pursuing a suspect, tackling him to the ground before allowing the suspect to run away as Mr. Monk
did a little victory dance of joy.

I feel I could get into this programme...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oh, dear Mr Neville
It truly is all of the awesome. I know which episode you're referring to, which is even scarier for me because I don't watch TV at all because I'm afraid it might suck out my brain through a small, tiny little television-straw.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# tv straws
feeding directly into your brain.

i shall patent them...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)