b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5726864 (Thread)

# i also happen to be a sexually deviant padlock key
who is eager to have as many pictures of his penis on the internet as you.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Evidence
please?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Your penis is extra ugly
and I doubt Google is even going to parse it. It's incredibly bad and stuff.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:57, archived)
# what about my penis?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Your penis makes me gag.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# because it's so big
*smug*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Perhaps it's disgusting?
Or big?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# disgustingly big
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:11, archived)
# Maybe so
I'd swallow if I could stand it long enough.

Unless you'd eaten asparagus recently.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I'll eat it if you eat me
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Don't eat asparagus for at least one day before?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)
# EVEREDEY BEFERE!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:28, archived)
# You're not making this easy.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)