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# It's been a long time since I've done this, so excuse me if the results are a little slow, but
post suggestions of things for me to draw in my own particular shitty style.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# a walking, talking key, trying to persuade a padlock to let him "put it inside her"
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Yay!

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:57, archived)
# let me ram my hard jagged edge
into your soft inner workings


you'll love it
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
thank you sir, that's now my desktop
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:05, archived)
# hill
arious
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 5:49, archived)
# Right sentiment, wrong objects.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 8:45, archived)
# How about drawing dole?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Hooray!!
:-D
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:06, archived)
# A drunken donkey dressed as a nun with her tits out.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
# problem
solved!

With soap.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# draw
A robot postman, trying to post a letter to to a small bush
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:20, archived)
# pffffffffft!
YAY!
*feels special in a non-retarded way*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:22, archived)
# heh
i hope its a bike
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# How odd!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Futurama Ahoy!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)
# something
very funny
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# SFN is not a miracle worker, now
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# He actually is.
...still a cunt, though.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:10, archived)
# what's the whole badnatured thing you've got going on
just out of curiosity (which will no doubt end up in me getting insulted somehow)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:12, archived)
# I'm really extra angry.
and feeling like everyone deserves super damage.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Give it to me baby
it hurts so goood
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:28, archived)
# You asked for it.
*puts a watermellon in your bottom and beats you senseless with a piece of chain*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)
# ahhhahahah
 
The very idea of you chain-whipping someone.

Ya puff.
 
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)
# Unfortunately you're my safe word.
It's going to be a disaster.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 4:52, archived)
# wallace and gromit on a typical night out with the lads
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Oh just fuck off with your little midget arse and smiling ways!
Nobody likes you any more!

Cunt!

etc.!

*is extra harsh*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# wait until he's finished drawing my picture
before you start badmouthing him. then feel free. :-P
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)
# It's not going to turn out well.
He's pretty skilled, but you're ugly.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:51, archived)
# i also happen to be a sexually deviant padlock key
who is eager to have as many pictures of his penis on the internet as you.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Evidence
please?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Your penis is extra ugly
and I doubt Google is even going to parse it. It's incredibly bad and stuff.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:57, archived)
# what about my penis?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Your penis makes me gag.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# because it's so big
*smug*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Perhaps it's disgusting?
Or big?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# disgustingly big
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:11, archived)
# Maybe so
I'd swallow if I could stand it long enough.

Unless you'd eaten asparagus recently.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I'll eat it if you eat me
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Don't eat asparagus for at least one day before?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)
# EVEREDEY BEFERE!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:28, archived)
# You're not making this easy.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)
# jobs done
fire away!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# well lookit that
i actually liked it, a lot in fact :-P
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:07, archived)
# *fluffs*
*ruffles hair*

*hides*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)
# STOP FUCKING UP MY HAIR!
Why do people keep doing this?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:59, archived)
# *checks for lice*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I'm going to punch you!
right in the fuck!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Catch me if you can.
 
*oils up*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:08, archived)
# *ruffles*
*runs away*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:10, archived)
# God damnit!
Stop these shenannigans! I'm not going to put up with it!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:12, archived)
# *ruffles again*
you look kinda cute like that!

Edit: Night all!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)
# I'm aware of this
I still want to look nice sometimes.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:21, archived)
# cute=nice!
night!

/swoons
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Damn it!
*smacks*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:31, archived)
# midget ninja helicopter pilots
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# JUSTICE FORCE!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:57, archived)
# JUSTICE FORCE!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:47, archived)
# the albert hall
of LEMURS
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:06, archived)
# *points out how you missed two important words*
HAM JUSTICE
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:09, archived)
# I really want to do this one
but I cant work out how! Gah.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Crouton sailors
in an Oxtail Soup ocean.
The chunks of meat are mines!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:11, archived)
# I've got a brand new pair of ROFL skates,
you've got a brand new CAT!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:18, archived)
# The grasping tentacles of communist threat
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)