Somekind of anti ballistic missile system maybe? Or crowd control? Maybe we could send them to guard seal pups. OTOH, given that seals eat penguins (fuckers- you'll never get me alive!), maybe not.
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Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:46,
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I'll get the carpenters to knock up some sort of arrayWhich I'll mount pengiun style birds upon. I just need to train them all to shit on command and then I can use this combined force to knock down anyone stupid enough to get in my way.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:48,
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Youcould show them a picture of a seal when you need to fire. Instant penguin poo :o)
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Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:50,
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Good plan!You clearly know your pengiuns sir.
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Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:52,
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