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# Penguins are cool...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
Woo Yay Houpla AND Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# They sure are!
Reminds me of when the parents used to run a bird sanctuary, all pengiun type birds shit like that. If they'd been in an oil spill it was the same but black and staining. The record was set by a guillimot shitting a whole metre.

/edit: I should add they normally wag their tail ends afterwards too in triumph.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
excellent story.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks,
I must add that I left out the Gannets, they bark like seals, eat whole fish like seals and do shits that a horse would be proud of. I may have slipped in said large shits a few times possibly even falling into the pond once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Also,
did you see where someone one an anti-nobel prize (or something similar) for analysing how the internal pressure in seabirds works to produce this effect. Or something

Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4318888.stm

*wags tail in triumph*
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# No but I wish I had.
There must be some way to harness this amazing power they possess. Shit powered turbines perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Some
kind of anti ballistic missile system maybe? Or crowd control? Maybe we could send them to guard seal pups. OTOH, given that seals eat penguins (fuckers- you'll never get me alive!), maybe not.
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I'll get the carpenters to knock up some sort of array
Which I'll mount pengiun style birds upon. I just need to train them all to shit on command and then I can use this combined force to knock down anyone stupid enough to get in my way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# You
could show them a picture of a seal when you need to fire. Instant penguin poo :o)
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Good plan!
You clearly know your pengiuns sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# being a penguin myself
helps
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)
# That can be something else we force battery hens to do!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha !
I remember seeing that.
I particularly liked the awards for Economics and Literature.

(Ooooh I like the new Live Preview thingy !)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# this much pressure
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Could I buy a hundred of these for my budding nation?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# certainly. let me show you round my showroom
in the hollowed out volcano under the sea. in space.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I am most impressed with your lair, may I also hire your architect?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:09, archived)
# i had to feed him to the sharks
so he won't reveal it's secrets.

that you even asked, has put you on the 'naughty' list
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# oh noes
*gives a brazillian dollars*

The people of Cuntonia respect the alliance with the lands of Biscoito, please forgive this insult.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Sharks
with frickin' lazers?
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# pfffft can beat that
was at sealife center in skegness when i was about 12 .... one bird in one of the pens ... lifted its arse ... and hit the other side of the pen wall a good 10 foot away right underneath where my mum was standing lol ... everybody was laughing hard
(JadeFalcon, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
squirts ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# your username seems quite appropriate

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# haha they certainly are!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha!
the penguin in the background looking over to see what the fuss is about..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Woo
Craptastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha I could watch that for hours
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Yay
penguins pooing am all teh cute
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:40, archived)
# indeedy
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(TallJim, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:42, archived)
# pingu!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# *MOOP MOOP!*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# semen
(riedacher_bertram, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
that's class!
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 11:14, archived)