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# Sorry
Only read it today - too busy knitting..
Tell me that's not true, about the foreskins..Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)
# s'ok :)
actually - I meant to ask you - it looks a bit like you scanned those socks in - did YOU knit them?
And that jumper - was it actual size?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:26, archived)
# I confess
I stole them from a naked sheep..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# here you go
not sheets unfortunately, just simple skin grafts
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:32, archived)
# ahhh...
they use babies foreskins, but the whole 'sheets' thing sounds like a bit of a lie... maybe this is closer to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:35, archived)
# Yuck
Still cringing. Do you know when they take skin grafts it's done with a huge potatoe peeler? Makes me squirm..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:34, archived)
# really?
You know when they take your tonsils out they do it with something like a cheese wire?
(got told that by a friend, just before i had mine out. Oh, and that when they were going to take out my adenoids, they'd hook em out thro my nose.)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)
# All true
I could tell you more operating theatre secrets but that would be unprofessional of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:56, archived)
# I often wondered why
there were two welly prints on my chest after my wisom teeth op a few years back, mind you it could have been worse, could have been willy prints..
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:06, archived)
# willy prints - imagine
dipping it in green paint. Printing it on your chest...
You'd be in a whole world of confusion when you woke up.
Much as I am now actually...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)
# Reckon there might be
a Turner Prize in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)
# The prodigy
was playing while I was being sliced up having a caesarian. That was quite wierd.. And the fact I was awake.. Nicecupoftea thought it was great..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:34, archived)
# umm... I was just about to get some lunch...
maybe not...
Was MrTheWife having a cup of tea at the time? I hope he kept the buscuit crumbs out of the way - that could be unhygenic
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:06, archived)
# It wasn't allowed
But I had one about twenty minutes previously, and some Cadbury's chocolate fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:36, archived)
# I'm glad to hear you
were well catered for my dear. I hate to think of your mind being else where at the time. Boy or grrl by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:52, archived)