Ok, go with this as long as you're sure that he won't just brush it off.
But I'd have a plan B just in case. Preferably involving the pulling of his asshairs with pliers while you explain the virtues of being civilized.
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Grampa,
Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53,
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^this^
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54,
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