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# Normally I wouldn't criticise someone's artwork,
but since my roommate has been trying to leave, forcing me to pay a lot more rent,
called my girlfriend a whore, knocked the glass out of my car window, and
intentionally wrecked my bathroom, I think he deserves this:

This is his art, the work of a 4-year college animator with a $60,000 education.
Please do your worst, I will show him the results to hurt his fragile ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:41, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant.
Best image of the night!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Is the one on the right a woman?
Looks like they've got a rather manly chest there
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Don't go on about my moobs,
it upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Sorry
*fondles*

By the way, good luck with your marathon - got a nice letter from the RNLI Eastern Division the other day thanking me for doing the skydive which was rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Did you use
justgiving?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Nope
I just collected all the money, put it in the bank and wrote a nice fat cheque for them which I handed in at the skydive place. Would have thought you'd get a nice letter back though
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# I did the route on Monday.
It took 2 hours and 5 minutes and was awful, but at least I know I can do it and not die.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# lolz
This is a sketch of my friend being nearly killed! You should do this to him who hurt your car
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(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# FRONT
PAGE IT NOOOOOOOOW
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# It's Beavis and Butthead in drag.
By the way, you suck at revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Am I? This boy is very sensitive about his artwork.
When I create a website featuring all the parodies, he'll shit his pants and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
All I'm saying is that if someone smashed my car window and called my wife a whore, I'd do a bit more than post some of his crappy artwork on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Psychological revenge is the sweetest kind...
I could hit him, yeah, but then it would be over. I'd rather ruin his self-confidence and force him to change careers after he's spent all that money.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I'd go with this
If he'd really kick up such a fuss, much better than hitting him
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Ok, go with this as long as you're sure that he won't just brush it off.
But I'd have a plan B just in case. Preferably involving the pulling of his asshairs with pliers while you explain the virtues of being civilized.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:53, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Pffft! ^This
Real revenge would be something like ripping his arms off, sticking them in his ears and using him as a pogo stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Why
does the guy on the left look like he's eating a giant turnip?
(LostCause ...yet more time well wasted, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Awful.
Throw it on the fire. Please.
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:47, archived)
# AHAHAHAA
$60,000?!
Either he's rich and stupid or just rich and a very crap artist...maybe he's just a stupid crapface with knees that bend in five directions!!!

is that insulting enough?
(but it really is shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:55, archived)
# i dont normaly comment on stuff i dont like but his work is complete and utter shite no doubt
and he sounds like a cunt so twat him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)