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[challenge entry] True Story

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(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Male or Female?
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggg none the less
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Both
it has a cock end on the bottom and an opening on top.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I assume
he was analy minded
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# ive heard a story like this
does she have sex a few weeks later and his dick gets shredded?
(leovinci, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Owww.
They just keep getting better (and more painful)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Ouch...
but woo!

/pedants
Shouldn't it be a boiling tube though?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)