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# on a much, much, lower tone
ATM
Can you guess what it is yet?
note to self: work on my text shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:31, archived)
# I want to withdraw £100
Computer says "Kiss my Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# automated telling latrine?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Two Trash Bins!!!???


Two!!! What fucking downright decadence!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# yeah, you ignore the
springy bum hole and notice the bins!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# That's how the fucker hit me, I was looking at the bins
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Incidentally,
how many people go to the ATM without trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Point
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I always wear
my rubber kilt and suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Wouldnt that chaff something
chronic? Surely getting a spring-loaded ass cannonfired at you would cause irritaion?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Bikini, it's in Benidorm

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# yeah, i heard tehy do get kinda distracting
But why were you at a consumer wank machine, anywho?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# it's a rough cut
for teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# ass point ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# getting warmer!
the clue is in the title, ATM....
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha ASL? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# 53, m, edinburgh


EDIT: im joking
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Ares to Mouth!
Aww b3tan by total biscuit

ballz
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Liar! ASBO's have not been around that long

now get on MSN and send me naked pics
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# *stares blanbkly*
fwugah?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# QOTW

really, must I explain every vague reference to you people?

Now hurry up, I'm getting cold with no knickers on
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# [Shudders]
smithers, go do something spork related

EDIT: good point, i understand now. Silly meee. well whatever it was they got expelled.
I assumed it was an ASBO cuz now im a bigger boi
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Arse Thumping Machine
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# OI! Bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
made me schnarf
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# it's not that difficult!
Bear in mind it's a possible failed sex toy,

Type it into urbandictionary or the like...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Anything...
to do with this post?

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Fezzett This post may contain elements of sarcasm, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# It's not...
but I can see the similarity
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# bums away
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)