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# The 'ning tram is most Woo
Does it run to Hull?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:48, archived)
# No chance it's running on a regular schedule
so it can't be a British tram ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Croydon Tramlink is most of the reliable
but truly made in Austria and attacked by chavs morlocks 'twixt Wimbledon & Croydon
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:52, archived)
# it's an old The Hague tram
as far as I'm concerned
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:58, archived)
# lol en grapig!
sometimes A'dam has all the old trams going round the city.
It is hilarious.
Especially watching thefaces of bemused tourists.

[Mostly on Museumnach or Holland Festival]
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
# They are funny little trams
A befriended tram conductor once told me that these trams didn't have a speed limiter (as the new ones in The Hague are maxed out at 72km/h), so in theory these buggers could reach 300km/h on a straight stretch of rails ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# hah
I would like to see that!

An then see it launched into the air as it hit the bend!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I've seen that a couple of times
even at slow speeds

/edit: could it be a coincidence that google images shows almost exclusively The Hague trams for 'tram ontspoord'?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is because amsterdam taxi drivers are insane
so the tram drivers are more careful*

* may contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)
# In The Hague
it's the other way 'round ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)