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# to remove an overly large head from a pint of lager,
simply rub your finger on the side of your nose and dip it into the head. the oils from you nose will actually cause all the bubbles to dissipate.

and that is 100% fact*

*is actual fact
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Will do that next time i pour a bad pint for a customer
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# is that a fact?
what if you actually wash before going out though?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# apparently so,
i read an article ages ago on ten uses for nose oil. i cant rememebr any of the others, but they were all suitably bizarre but believable. and were apparently all 100% fact.

i've tried this one myself before with mixed results

edit: oooh just rememebred another. if you have scratched negatives (for photographs) simply rub the aforementioned nose oil into the negatives and it will remove any minor scratches or blemishes.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# It's also perfect
for lubricating the tiny hinges on a flute,
says my flautist friend.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# that was another!!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# doesn't seem to work with bitters

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# bindun
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# well fuck me.......
......well?......fuck me
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)