If the perforations on your two-ply toilet paper are out of alignment,peel off a single ply once round the roll. This puts them back in sync again.
You can use the same technique to put the holes out of sync on a correctly-aligned roll when you take a dump at the house of someone you don't like.
(You can use the same technique to put the holes out of sync on a correctly-aligned roll when you take a dump at the house of someone you don't like.
teedyay,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:16,
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pfft!to celebrate your post, i'm going to eat some weetabix.
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grey matter,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19,
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to celebrate your weetabix eatingi'm going for a shite.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22,
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Thank you.It is related to my other real-life top toilet tip:
Before taking a crap away from home, always, ALWAYS check that paper is available before you sit down.
Learning from your mistakes is good. Learning from other people's is even better
- Paul Daniels
(Before taking a crap away from home, always, ALWAYS check that paper is available before you sit down.
Learning from your mistakes is good. Learning from other people's is even better
- Paul Daniels
teedyay,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:26,
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