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# he's
carrcenogenic.

not the sort of joke I should be cracking at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
right you, get in that fucking cupboard! You aren't coming out til you learn your lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Is that
my Mother's fucking cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# It's probably time I was honest
I am your mother. I'm here keeping an eye on you.
*keeps eye on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# MOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Son!
Oh no wait...JD is...oh fuck. I should have left my legs closed. Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# too late now
soz n all that
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# ooooooooooooo
interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:35, archived)
# And I am your boss.
GET BACK TO WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# nail
on head
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
I demand that tobacconists use that label!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# *smokes fag*
visits mother
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to own a tobacconists now just so I can print my own labels to stick over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# that's a w00 pic btw
tis too
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I did that in real life.
I was on a dull course for work about 12 years ago and a Geordie fellow I worked with walked into the terminally dull canteen area and said "Roy Castle has died of lung cancer".

I shouted "Yeeeeeees! That tap dancing fucker!" and made a fist as the rest of the people looked, as if hypnotised, at their processed meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
you didn't end up sacked did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# No.
It was a different age.

*dons buttoned jacket*
*attempts to get knees up Mother Brown*
*is arrested for knee-rape*

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# *knee rape*
best invention evar!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# As I said to the arresting officer
"If it can fit a knee, it's not rape"
That was taken down and used against me as evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Knee rape!
Hahahahaha! I'm stealing that. I hope you don't mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)