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# Fucking this^
*glee* that was autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
# weee...
I'm taking the what kind of drunk are you quizz thingie from your profile!

Edit:
I'm an "I'm so drunk" drunk
whatever the hell that is
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I remember that
I=t had me down as 'you are an angry drunk' or something and it said "I'll fuck you in your fucking fuck' ( or maybe that was me. Pfft stupid quiz. How did it know?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I think they have me pegged actually.
last saturday was pretty hazy. I really was "soooo drunk" not my fault, honest.
I woke up on sunday unsure of how I had gotten home. had bruises on my left arm and a few cuts on my right. aparently a friend of mine was punching his door and generally being an agressive little shit. he then dared me to hit it as hard as I could and aparently I had hit straight through the damned door. cutting my arm and making a big fucking hole through it.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# oh don't get
me started on drunk stories. I once stole a horse drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's great!
i usually just wreck stuff by accident and have sex in inapropriate locations
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# haha. I've had drunken sex
up against a tree in the middle of Shepherds Bush Green and on the slide of a kiddies park in Hammersmith. Booze just fucks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)
# the poor kids
you ought to be locked up!
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:37, archived)
# guess one of my worst was behind a bush in the garden of an ongoing party
everyone at the party knew and most of them saw us going at it...
a bit awkward the following monday at school.
aspecially as there where three other girls who quite fancied me at the party. oh well

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:41, archived)
# that's lovely
you gave 3 girls rug rubbing material for months afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hah
never thought of it like that :)
puts a more positive spin on it

one of those three girls was squite nice and I'd thought about giving her a go for a while (partially because she had absolutely beautiful norks) but after that party she didn't fancy me so much any more.
damn prude!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)
# My most horrific moment was sobering up just enough to realize that
I was stuck up my girlfriend on the couch of my ex girlfriend with my ex and my SISTER in the room fully aware of what was going on. ( I thought I was being sneaky in the dim party light ) I better leave it there as I have a feeling that I'll always have annother story and I'll just be shamed to shit if some of them get out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)
# ha ha
classic ;)

alcohol really can make you do some crazy stuff.
but I figure it's worth it. you need a wide cariety of experiences in life
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:52, archived)