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[challenge entry] one size fits all. And soon, so will you.
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From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# GAH!
teh mind bleach0rz!

*applies*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# *borrows*
*applies*

that's better
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# i think the bigger worry
was that it looks used.......moist fingers anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)
# *vomits*
that was your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)
# *sniff sniff*
Smells of JD...

*gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# steady now
first date 'n' all that
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:54, archived)
# haha!
roflchunks, i fell of my chair!

[easily excitable Dan]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# *picks up*
*pours another JD*

goes to bed, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
# g'night me ol' mate
dont fall out of bed, like i did last night
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!
*thud*

oops

Night again!
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Bar weep grannar weep mini baum!!
hehe
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Crapola!
I'm not going anywhere near that contraption!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# AARRRGGHH!!
That is all.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Gah!
surely this would have done
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# i so didnt need to see
that before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# OPEN your mind Tweeny!
WIDEN your horizens!

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)
# two left hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:46, archived)
# why, would you buy
it if it had 2 right hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# No way,
Sex toys are all well and good, but you can't beat the real thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:49, archived)
# amen to that
....not that i use sex toys...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# it'd be a waste of time
beating the dildo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha
you evil bastard.. and now he's a bigamist
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# but really;
is that worse than being a self-abusing bottom fiend?
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)