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I am having roast turkey, some mash with a bit of gran padano cheese I have left in it, marrowfat peas (sloptastic) and some onion gravy. Pint of tea to follow. Your grub is rather interesting today, Duke.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
my sandwiches are quite crap, they're from tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# OH dear
Then you have my sympathy. Tesco is best avoided, it always reminds me of being at a large untidy jumble sale
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman
to the reply I gave above ^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Notice honourably taken
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I
Fucking Hate Tesco.
However the opportunity to go in and put one over on them was too good to resist.
Eggs are in my mates incubator as of this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Ace
But I'm no ornithologist but how do you know they are fertilised?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Wait and see if they hatch !
Apparently girlie Quails need a blokey Quail around to put them in the mood to lay, also, nobody who keeps Quail bothers to sex them - their lives are too short to bother. put the two together and there's a fair chance your eggs are fertile !
Turn your eggs pointy side down, leave for 24hrs to stabilise and then pop in the incubator.
Any that don't hatch are probably still edible anyway so no wastage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Cool
I like this plan
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I was in rush this morning and didn't have to prepare my lunch
so I stopped off in tescos, I wish I hadn't now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Winnner!

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# oooer!
Cheers, that's my third!
I feel like royalty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# That's what happens
When you have braw lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)