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# One of these

For lunch today, I'm having an assortment of chicken sandwiches - one chicken and bacon,
one chicken and smoked ham and one chicken salad, two bags of canadian ham seabrooks,
two butteries and a litre of apfelsaft, some water and some tea.
What aye you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Chicken Chow Mein
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Very good,
chow mein is more than acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# bugger
cheese toastie, ham sandwich, tomato crisps lots of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
you didn't win
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
#
*sticks out tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *cuts it off with rusty Shears*
*enters it into Turner Prize*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *collects winnings*
5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# No he didn't did he....COZ I DID :)

you ignoring me today
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Nooooooo
Hello Sir!!!

*shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# That's ok then :)

it's taken 2 days to rebuild my pooter...everything works except the sound...apparently I have no sound inducing hardware...but I have I can see it...*is perplexed*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# oh noes!!
Have a word with Doc - he's a techy head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Is he ! Cool ! I'll give a him shout when I get back from Cornwall :)
*is so excited is irritating collegues :)*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Breaw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Put
marmite on your cheese toastie next time. veh gud
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Soup
Heinz Beef Broth, with some stolen bread from a suspicious package in the Kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Braw!
beware though, that bread could be a bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *steals suspicious package*
it was my concept first anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm off t't pub
for a bacon, brie and olive hot baguette and a pint of pale ale
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# THat's a grand baguette
but chuck the olives in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I agree
Olives are evilness, and no amount of argument will convince me otherwise
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Nothing yet.
Maybe a quiche.
Great facts! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# mmmmm quiche
oh noes! i've turned gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *joins queue for Quiche*
*is most definitely not gay*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha! you're in quiche denial
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Incidentally, I mis-typed flan into Google...
... and I learnt this little piece of information: here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# miss-typed?
unlikely!
you spanish liberation ring leader you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Haha!
Their last attack was three years before I was born!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha!
you are the ultimate terror master mind

*bows before the real Keyser Soze
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I can make quiche, if I have time.
It's yummy scrummy. But this one is Sainsbury's.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Well hurry and get it then!
Withholding heating soup.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Put a pastry lid on it
And call it a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# You sound like my Dad.
'Dad, do you want some of my quiche?'
'Your what? No, thanks. But I'll have some flan'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha!
i dunno if sounding like your dad is a good thing or not
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I love my Dad very very much.
But I don't think b3ta is the place for him.
You be you, and he'll be himself, and the world will be OK.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# No, don't eat quiche
have and egg and bacon pie instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# The quiche IS bacon, sausage and tomato...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I had that yesterday
with homemade lentil and bacon soup.
While out shooting rabbits and pigeons.
It was even brawer eaten out in the fields.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# 2 Pints of Czech Budvar and a sausage chabatta
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
sounds grand! are you having that Budvar in Budzbar?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Nah in Currymonsters Pub
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# lunch
chicken and stuffing torpedo roll, and a diet coke.

and coffee & ciggies for pudding

top facts as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw sounding luncheon
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# abaht bloody time - me and lil Kev was getting well worried
a 3-egg, muchroom, chilli and chives omelette with lots of cheese
S&V crisps
jammy wagon wheel
apple
tea, glorious tea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# As I read that lunch I heard MC Mac rapping that in my head
it was well wicked! just like your lunch! fuck peace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# and cats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Shave the Cats you say !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# feline horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
The Jammy Wagonwheel - Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# cool - you can have the recipe...
you need
3 eggs
a mushroom
chilli powder/sauce
chives
cheese
omelette pan
S&V crisps
apple
jammy wagon wheel
teabag
cup
kettle
water
milk
sugar (optional)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Cloud pie and Sheep juice
Or possibly all day breakfast panini (sausage bacon tomato and cheese) and a large latte (or frothy coffee for you oldies)
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Have that and cloud pie and sheep juice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Damnit!
i would be having southern fried chicken thighs
and half a family apple pie
but i've just realised it's still at home in the fridge!!
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Here
Have some more pigeon guts.
And feet.
And some feathers.
Wouldn't like to see you go hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Bah!
Go out and buy a new lunch, get a steak and onion baguette
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# YES SAH!
*washes off pigeon guts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# yum yum
i've had a practical theatre exam
a mars bar
a pack of werthers original
two jacket potatoes with tuna and mayo
some salad stuff
and three cups of tea
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# origonal?
Is that like Diagonal?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# i'm certain that i have no idea what you mean
);
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
#
Original
Diagonal
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# shut it you SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# *breaks apart*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
but put the theatre exam, mars bar and werthers originals in the bin, no wonder you had tooth trouble a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Two day old
Irish Stew.
Made with some lovely organic welsh mutton.
Unctuous is the word that best describes it.

A couple of bottles of Youngs Special London bitter.

Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Irish Stew in the name of the law
for having such a braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# It was supposed to be yesterdays lunch
but I went out murdering instead.
I think the extra day did it a world of good.

Just mopping up now with some Parmesan and Sun Dried Tomato Bread, with some butter made by my mate Lee the Smoggie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I was going to kill three big fat pheasants that run around out outside sitting room window
but I can't now, I've grown quite attached to the buggers, they're sort of my new pets which should really be in my fridge right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Pheasant shooting season
ends on the 1st Febuary - so you'd be being naughty if you killed them now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i am highly envious
of your chicken sandwich and canadian ham combination.

i have yet to eat anything this day, but i believe bacon is on the cards
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Today seems a very bacon orientated day. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Huzzah for Bacon Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Yayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *touches ham*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Yes, have that bacon
don't be envious, my sandwiches were for tescos and were extremely bland and soggy, I threw half of the last one out of the window for the seagulls, it tasted purely of cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# While you were in Tesco
You should've bought some Quail Eggs.
You can hatch them out in about 18 days.
7 weeks later they start laying themselves.
Then you can kill and eat them.
Hurrah for getting one over on Tesco !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Really?
I hope you're telling the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Absolutely the truth
I'm looking forward to posting piccies on here when they hatch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Fried chicken feotus, tubes of pig and fried potato pieces!
(Saus, Egg & Chips) with lots of lovely brown sauce!

Washed down with many cups of strong black coffe and some cigarettes for dessert.

Fondels, Druss.
sorry about the spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
but a cup of stewed tea is a more suitable drink to have with that lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I've just had buttered slices of onion bread
a sausage roll and scotch egg.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# mmmmmm
scotch egg
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
but you should have had tiger bread, onion bread is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# We have Tiger bread most of the time and Hedgehog bread but
Onion bread is delicious as a treat. I also like Cheese tear'n'share bread and Cheese'n'Onion bread all very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I'm CHAMping at the bit
for a CHAMpion bap

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
you have a lunch of CHAMpions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
I am having roast turkey, some mash with a bit of gran padano cheese I have left in it, marrowfat peas (sloptastic) and some onion gravy. Pint of tea to follow. Your grub is rather interesting today, Duke.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
my sandwiches are quite crap, they're from tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# OH dear
Then you have my sympathy. Tesco is best avoided, it always reminds me of being at a large untidy jumble sale
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman
to the reply I gave above ^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Notice honourably taken
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I
Fucking Hate Tesco.
However the opportunity to go in and put one over on them was too good to resist.
Eggs are in my mates incubator as of this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Ace
But I'm no ornithologist but how do you know they are fertilised?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Wait and see if they hatch !
Apparently girlie Quails need a blokey Quail around to put them in the mood to lay, also, nobody who keeps Quail bothers to sex them - their lives are too short to bother. put the two together and there's a fair chance your eggs are fertile !
Turn your eggs pointy side down, leave for 24hrs to stabilise and then pop in the incubator.
Any that don't hatch are probably still edible anyway so no wastage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Cool
I like this plan
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I was in rush this morning and didn't have to prepare my lunch
so I stopped off in tescos, I wish I hadn't now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Winnner!

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# oooer!
Cheers, that's my third!
I feel like royalty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)
# That's what happens
When you have braw lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Bad seeds
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
they'll make you see things and give you a sore stomach afterwards.

Nice fact by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Why thanx
the second half was lost in the mists of thyme
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# multi grain roll
with rocket, turkeyham, cesar dressing and parmesan.

maybe a sausage roll

Ready Salted McCoys.

Tea.

Water.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Rinse. Repeat.
Sounds a wonderful lunch. Yummm!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Your downfall is the choice of crisp
It has to be Seabrooks.
That is all
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# That's a grand lunch!
you might as well have the sausage roll to complete it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# 'lo
for lunch I had;
homemade chilli lasagne,
a nasty salad,
2 pretzels,
and a 3 bounty segments.
washed down with peach ice tea and spezi
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# You like your
Peach tea don't you ?
If I wasn't having beer I'd probably go for Grape, Melon and Aloe Vera tea or perhaps Echinicea and Raspberry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# yeah it is just more refreshing that
coke/water

and it has caffiene in
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Ah !
Shame about the caffeine - I don't do caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I need it
work is a bit busy at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Nice lunch!
peach tea and spetzi? fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# one must, mustn't one
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# KFC 6 piece Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Would gladly swap for yours
*obeses*
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
#
same as yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Looks tasty
Pilchards in oil or tomato sauce ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Tomato sauce
Edit: oh, and plenty of black pepper. I forgot add that yesterday.
Edit2: I meant I forgot to add that when describing the recipe; I would never forget to add black pepper when making it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hurrah for extra
Lycopene
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Exactly.
Very healthy lunch, together with all those fish oils.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Doc...mate...Bilbo says your a techie type...is this true
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# erm... sort of,
in places.

Wassaproblem?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Can you help?
this is
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Erm, not really my area, but...
What do you mean by rebuild? Hardware or software? Have you checked under the device manager, to see if there's any warning triangles under "Sound, video and game controllers". Also, try googling on the exact error message you get.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Cheers mate.

I'll do some investigating...but basically the computer refuses to believe there is a sound card there. It also refuses to read the driver disc for said sound card :/
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
I'm assuming it'll be an integrated soundcard. Might be worth seeing if there are any driver updates for the particular make of motherboard you have, if you can track down the manufacturer's website...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Smashing!
good to see that you're still on the pilchards, I'm going to get some of them tonight, what brand did do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Glenryck, in tomato sauce
1 small tin, to 60/70gm of a nice mild cheddar, will probably make enough for 4-5 slices of toast... I tend to grill slowly, so it gets hot all the way through and the cheese goes all gooey.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Just got out of bed
got the flu...might make some tea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You can't be that bad if you can get out of bed and play here
have a bowl of porridge and some toast and marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# yum
Pork char sui noodles.
Glass of water.
A mini Yum-Yum.
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I love char sui and I love noodles
this means that your lunch is braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# 'Three broken internets!'
boredshitlesses Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Lo, David!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Wotcha!
grrr! bleddy intarwheb!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# CHAM CHAM CHAM CHAM!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# The finest of all dairy-pig products!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# *hugs on command*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *enjoys*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Bah!
that's the worst of all Internets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# lunchie
due to a blood sample session at the Docs leading to a late breakfast (damn you fasting blood sugar measurement)
of a BLT roll I have failed lunch assignment today.

Ordered a salad pot
Cajun chicken in mayo with pumpkin seeds
coleslaw
potato salad
tomato
cucumber

only managed to eat the chicken and a mullerlight bakewell tart flavour yoghurt

and Mr Banana survives for another day
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Is he putting that blood in his pilchard toasties?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)
# huge sarnie
thick break - thicker than a babies arm,
cream cheese
cheese potato salad inside!
yummo
Will take a good week to digest
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# sounds crap compared to mine babe
muwahahaahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Braw!
that a good sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# cauliflower and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Have a
baked onion with that.
*Reminder to self - Have baked onion and cheese sauce with something*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Only that?
no roast beef or baked onion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# scrambled eggs on 4 pieces of toast smothered in brown sauce
washed down with 3 mugs of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Grand!
you should have bacon with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# no bacon left:( and used up the last of the bread much to the dismay of my wheat loving brother
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# A bra
A braw bra!
(duck Quack !, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Grand!
the best of all bras.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)
# <lunch>

chicken caesar khobez wrap
thai sweet chilli walkers sensations crisps
twix extra
90% fair trade (10% unfair trade) orange juice drink
big cup of green tea

</lunch>
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)