I was going to kill three big fat pheasants that run around out outside sitting room windowbut I can't now, I've grown quite attached to the buggers, they're sort of my new pets which should really be in my fridge right now.
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The Duke of Prunes,
Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:11,
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Pheasant shooting seasonends on the 1st Febuary - so you'd be being naughty if you killed them now.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Thu 30 Mar 2006, 13:25,
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