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# damn, I'm not ready!
and I need lots of words...
um...

Canada's favourite miserablist Leonard Cohen relaxing in his zen retreat, completely unawar that behind him Tom Cruise is getting it hard in the arse from Fish ex-out of Marillion. Fish is a big man and is in proportion, Tom is a small man and his ringpiece has burst at the seams: blood, shit and mucus run down his legs as Fish pummels him relentlessly with his foetid member.
But wait, a closer look at Leonard shows he is not unaware - his robes are slightly tented by his tiny little erection and he's trying to supress a smile...
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# shameless Leonard Cohen repost
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)