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# Handsome cartoonist seeks 2 word suggestion......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# a racoon
plotting a coup to over throw the governemnt....you can choose the country
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# chicken coup?

Yes repost from this morning but I'm bored!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Robo Robots
...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yes!
Let's be having a cupboard full of sexy anthropomorphic animal-ladies in kinky boots!

Oops, sorry: Two words, eh?

Sexy Nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Ironic incest
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# two words, you say.
Elephantine trousers.

edit:
Pip as Doctor Who, Scarlet as his dim-witted companion and Kat as the Mistress (the Master, but sexier and more vicious).
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# self potrait
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
#
Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# you look like a disney character! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *regays*
(your 9 of 12 pic earlier ungayed me)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# you could do worse than that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Elephant Barmitzvah
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Duncan!!!!
up to his little neck in noodles!!
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Joy
Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# well
Suggestive Landscape! mmmm curveeeee!
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I have a few more than two, but you can take your pick form this list:
Oddball Antipodean doodler Rolf Harris, is starring in the latest episode of Animal Hospital, when a small boy brings in a pregnant labrador with birthing difficulties.

Upon watching the vet insert his fingers into the poor mutts swollen snatch to check the dilation, Rolf becomes uncontrollably aroused, pulls out his engorged cock and starts masturbating furiously.

LIVE ON TV!!!

The vet, sensing the end of his television career, runs at Rolf in an attempt to stop this disgusting act, just as Rolf ejaculates a stream of hot spunk over the floor. The vet slips on Rolfs fresh love paste, falling to the floor and knocking himself unconcious.

His urges still not satisfied, Rolf removes the vets pants and inserts the poor labradors head into his reluctant anus, with the resulting shock sending the dog into labour.

OH NO, IT'S A BREECH BIRTH!!!

Seeing the fresh, puckered ringpeice of a newborn puppy emerging from the old dogs mimsy sends Rolf into spasms of glee, his proud cock again standing erect with a drop of precum glistening on the tip. He brutally enters the helpless puppy, still trapped in it's mothers unforgiving gash, tearing it's whole back end wide open, and causing rolf to ejaculate immediately.

The young boy, appalled at the sight of his television hero brutally raping his beloved dog, is meanwhile throwing up in the corner.

LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONE THING GUARANTEED TO GIVE ROLF HIS THIRD ERECTION ON THE TROT!!!

Rolf rushes over and directs his throbbing tool towards the stream of sick flowing from the young boys mouth, holding open his jap-flaps to catch the chunky load in his urethra. He then forces himself down the boys throat, causing him to choke. The resulting spasms of the dying boy finally push Rolf over the edge as he withdraws, lies back on the floor and empties his chunky load over his own face.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yuk, that's absolutely revolting
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# that ones in the extras on the DVD isn't it
www.bbc.co.uk/shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# you disgust me
i read all the way through that and not ONCE did you mention rolf eating the placenta, then wiping his cock on the young boy's still warm cadaver

7/10
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# oh dear Lloyd
it got worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# fucking hell
that made me laugh with revultion
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# That's a hell of a show...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ...what do you call it?"

"prime minister's question time"
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# you're not supposed to describe things that actually happened you know!
Grand. I wasn't prepared today as I was still eating my lunch.

edit/ I may also throw in the towel as I am no longer competing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I'm spent
I don't think I can take this much further
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# needs more knifing
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# that would make
one hell of a gif.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaahaha
christ on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Have some chips with that....

(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:16, archived)
# falklands
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Slaughtered Ewoks floating on a lake of their own blood...
...while Giles Brandreth watches and laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hardly
appropriate
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Automatic cheese
(Pachey, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# the 4 penguins of the apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:07, archived)
# met them
lovely fellows, very loyal to thier family.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Friday
Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# huge chess
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# huge chest?
he did that earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# The power of funk
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Mecha-Scarlet

Vs Katzilla

batteling and smashing tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# in bikinis

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# I suppose we could throw a mecha Scarlet at her.....
"KAT SMASH!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Large girth
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Remmington
Steel
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# damn, I'm not ready!
and I need lots of words...
um...

Canada's favourite miserablist Leonard Cohen relaxing in his zen retreat, completely unawar that behind him Tom Cruise is getting it hard in the arse from Fish ex-out of Marillion. Fish is a big man and is in proportion, Tom is a small man and his ringpiece has burst at the seams: blood, shit and mucus run down his legs as Fish pummels him relentlessly with his foetid member.
But wait, a closer look at Leonard shows he is not unaware - his robes are slightly tented by his tiny little erection and he's trying to supress a smile...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# shameless Leonard Cohen repost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# puzzled hippopotamus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# handsome cartoonist
;)
(duck Quack !, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# impatient owl
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# ^ this
(Pachey, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# ^
This muchly.
(The Penguin Shaman, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Shoe confusion
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# military intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# we welcome our new _____ overlords, and....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
#
underscore overloards are particularly nasty
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Chicken overlords!
here
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# leprechaun
pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# heh....
Either you read Gold Digger....or you should :)
(Contains "NINJA Leprechaun Pirates!")
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *blinks*
Just goes so show; there is practically nothing new left in the world...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:39, archived)
# The Mighty
Cockzilla shoes
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Miss Piggy
in stockings and suspenders
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:41, archived)