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# ROBO-BEAR!


I think I have too much free time at work:

here are robo bears specs:

Robotic ear: for super hearing. Made from tin foil
eyepath: So he looks cool - Made from button and sticker
Uniform: every superhero needs some getup - Made from VB stubby cooler
Beak: For aerodynamics - Made from postit note
Communicator: you know, like star trek - Made from some rememberence pin
Utility Belt: to put stuff. mostly cookies. - Made from surf aid wrist band
Stamp: it looks like a little boy in his belt, it actually is a stamp so people know it was him. ROBO-BEAR strikes again!
Saber: to hit things (use the pointy end) - yellow pages pen
Robotic arms: PUMMEL TIME!! - made from a pen case (kinda like those cigar cases)
Super spring: who needs legs when you can spring? - made from a slinky

he has also had the addition of a tissue paper cape. He has to fly somehow.
(NudeAvenger likes to eat rocks, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# more words than my brain can be bothered with
i'm sure it's great though

get a REAL job
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I used to do that at work too.


(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Is it USB compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# No,
But the bottom one will plug into a callmaster 3000. They aren't really used by anywhere with a tech budget anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# more words than pic is not good
animate it to show all these abilities...animate it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Woo
Back when i worked in fruit'n'veg i would make creatures from all nasty mouldy bits of produce that were going to be thrown away, we were gonna ake a zoo and open it to the public, im pretty sure some of them actually came alive they were left lying around for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Thats incredible!
You must have the best job ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:13, archived)