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# i bet they taste like shit, mind
and are full off metal parts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Like Kinder eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 2 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# yes
kinder toys these days are shit.

all i seem to get are the special scat loving penguins or jolly pirate snails, what happened to all the helicoptors abd friction powered cars, listen up kinder, put some decent fecking toys in your eggs, NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I work in a newsagent in my student union
I get left alone for long stints at night...I'm working on a way of cutting open a Kinder egg, replacing the toy, and then melting the egg back together and sticking it back on the shelf.

Not quite perfect yet but i'll keep you updated.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 2 May 2006, 11:04, archived)
# do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# And dont bother with the cocolate
because it tastes like sick. All i ever bought them things for were the toys that you got, then lost/broke seconds later.
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Probably a health and safety thing
small parts are not suitable for small children.

I kept my kinder surprise chainsaw and still have most of my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:06, archived)
# That may be
but we can't let palates get in the way of progress.

(That was my 1000th post, oddly enough.)
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Woo!
Good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)