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# I am in the market for a cat at the moment.
One like this would be fine.

[edit] I too missed lunch. I am trying to make up for it with a cigarette and can of orange Fanta.

It's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I think if i had a cat like that I would be most happy
and carry it around with me all the time like some sort of accessory
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A special transparent cat-bag would do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Possibly air tight to prevent any dangerous outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# You'd need a special valve, though.
To release its wee-wee on long trips, like to the supermarket or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# not to mention a valve to stick
your filthy bellend into so that the cat can clean it for you, for example, before a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You could use the same one.
Why make things complicated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# urgh!
You're suggesting I stick my helmet into a cat's weewee valve?
Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# What? Are you mad?
I let mine ferment for a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)