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# I WANT DIN DINS....

I missed my Lunch, now I'm getting dizzy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yeah this
i boycotted lunch and now my belly is grumbling
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I am in the market for a cat at the moment.
One like this would be fine.

[edit] I too missed lunch. I am trying to make up for it with a cigarette and can of orange Fanta.

It's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I think if i had a cat like that I would be most happy
and carry it around with me all the time like some sort of accessory
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A special transparent cat-bag would do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Possibly air tight to prevent any dangerous outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# You'd need a special valve, though.
To release its wee-wee on long trips, like to the supermarket or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# not to mention a valve to stick
your filthy bellend into so that the cat can clean it for you, for example, before a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You could use the same one.
Why make things complicated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# urgh!
You're suggesting I stick my helmet into a cat's weewee valve?
Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# What? Are you mad?
I let mine ferment for a first date.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i'm bored, so i'm drinking diet coke.
the chemicals in (phenylalalalalalanine) give me a feeling of floaty head and mild panic.

cheaper than drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Do you suffer from phenylketonuria then?
/geeks
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:24, archived)
# /wikis
nope, or at least a very, very mild version. only sugarfree drinks have that effect on me.

ah-ha! after some research it's the aspartame not phenelemmenememomemoline.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# mmmm aspatane
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# you're not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# nice fluff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# s'not my fluff i'm afraid,
i stumbled upon this monster on teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# NO
for you are of the fattness
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# but he's wasting away,
just look at him
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:38, archived)
# yay
what a lovely beast
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:33, archived)