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# On the staff toilets
using post-it notes....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:02, archived)
# Any clouds in the sky
down there in NZ? (You inbred)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:05, archived)
# Inbred?
Thanks Mr Cancer. No there are no clouds, it's 8am and about 24 degrees and climbing. Another beautiful day in paradise.....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:08, archived)
# Despite the lack of anything much
to do in NZ except be blissfully happy, I may have to go back and live there. (Do I really need to achieve anything in life? Maybe I can just live in a wooden house and shoot possums)

Oh I don't know, too many choices....
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Yay! My fav hobby
As much as you're trying to call us backwards we're a happening place!

See www.b3ta.com/board/564800 !!!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Fucksocks I love NZ
What am I doing in this overpacked expensive country which is cold and full of cnuts? (Give me trout fishing and a job in Masterton is all I ask, oh and a lifetime supply of vouchers for the Warehouse)

edit: I love the Warehouse, everything breaks within half an hour of using it
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Yay
I like Masterton and they have a warehouse (where everyone gets a bargin).

I also like cold beer - not warm beer that poofs drink....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# I want to walk through the Rimutaka hills
and stop off at Cone hut (blubbing now)

edit: I don't know why i like NZ I was born in Wales, the two countries have nothing in common at all
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# I took my wife
for a walk to the bottom of the old incline on our honeymoon so I could see the old train station....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:41, archived)
# you incorrigible
romantic you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:52, archived)
# That be me
For our 10th anniversery maybe I should take her down there to tramp the whole line?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Apart from the same size population
and an unhealthy preoccupation with sheep.

I don't miss NZ one little bit. My TV isn't 33% adverts. I can get a range of tasty beers and sausages, and, more importantly, I can earn a living. Scenery is great but you can't put it in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:50, archived)
# I can earn a living
I'm in the best place of NZ! Not one of those horrible large cities....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I'd hardly describe Oxford
as the biggest town in Canterbury. I suspect my mistake was trying to find work in Christchurch. I wasn't from round there, you see. And NZ employment agents make UK ones look bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Ah, but I don't need employment agencies
I've only ever been offered jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:05, archived)
# You're a teensy
bit bitter there aren't you Uncle Joe?

(I feel much better)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)