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# Oh god.
I'm....I.....What have I done? I mean.....if I'd have known, I......I'm so sorry. I...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:32, archived)
# no worries chuck,
I feel dirty every time I'm concious.; Fortunately I dont have the obsessive compulsive disorder to scrub my skin off with a brillo pad.

Dirty is normal.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# What if you're the queen?
She can't be dirty, that would just be disturbing and a bit wrong.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# the queen wouldn't want to
tug on my pipistrato while ogling ladies of the faux church vestibule on a camping trip in Dawlish during the lunar eclipse while satan manifested himself in a jammy dodger.

So I'm pretty sure she's not me.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Ah, I didn't realise you were being specific.
In that case, thank the heavens you're NOT the queen.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:48, archived)