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# Sometimes we buy
Big, ripe, juicy plums..
In a punnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# plums that come in a punnet!
a source of nutrition for the whole family.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# And Peaches
and Nectarines !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# oh my god they never stop !
punnets are the way to an explosive orgy of fructal hedonism.

what a mess it'll make on the carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Blueberries
Raspberries
Goosberries
All in punnety punnets !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Punnety punnets
I want this written on my tombstone. What a beautiful phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# punnetty punnet
sounds like some dickensian character or maybe some merchant ivory thing.

"Miss Punnetty Punnet, I intend to compress a variety of fruits, raspberries, gooseberries and so forth, against your magificent heaving bosoms"
"Why, Mr Darcy! You are too forward. Innit"

Ahh, can't beat the classic dramas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I think that was the channel 5 adaptation.

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PUNNNEEEETTTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)