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# Ning!


Edit; My mate had Wrigleys DoubleMint and a broken tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Paracetemol and a guilty concience
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# 'ning comrade
i had a crunch corner from the peoples republic of muller.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Toast
Thickly spread with honey. And a mug of tea.
(insert username here, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# dust and a sense of regret
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# an empty stomach
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# 6 cups of coffee
and some marmalade on toast. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Coffee
and a Chicken Caesar bagel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# The tears of a small child
... sorry, i mean nothing.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# The most delicious of all tears!
Next time have it with a slice of lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I had half a grapefruit
and a bowl of porridge with two spoons of art. sweetener and a handful of sultanas


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Braw! sounds better than mine
I had a bowl of Kelloggs special K with red berries, and am now working my merry way through a punnet of strawberries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# PUN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# GUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# NUN!
(Sexy nuns!)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# BUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# SUN
-shine and Beer !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# ^THIIIIISSSS^^^
Oh, how I want to be in a beer garden right now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# I am too'ing
and fro'ing
in and out of the garden and the the kitchen with a lovely cool bottle of Newckie Broon !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *glowers*
And I am sitting in work. With nothing to do. Watching the people outside enjoy the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# After Lunch
I shall be going to the pub and sitting outside watching all the scantilly clad ladies wiggling and jiggling by.
My weekend is here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# After work
I will be mostly drinking tlll I bleed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I finished work
at 5 this morning.
I'm drinking steadily - got a long day ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Straight from work into beer
with no rest period? Hardcorrre!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Not on a Friday
I need to get my sleep pattern sorted for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Ah, priorities are correct then :)
Booze-time first! Then sleepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Heh heh

a punnage of strawberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# ow! ow! ooowwww!
teh pain! teh pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# "punnett"
I do love that word.

"Punnett"
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Yais
it's a really satisfying word to say. Punnet.

Punnet
Punnet
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# it's one of the best words ever
and so many different things come in punnets.

strawberries. asparagus. other stuff.

Let's start a new movement "come in a punnet"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Sometimes we buy
Big, ripe, juicy plums..
In a punnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# plums that come in a punnet!
a source of nutrition for the whole family.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# And Peaches
and Nectarines !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# oh my god they never stop !
punnets are the way to an explosive orgy of fructal hedonism.

what a mess it'll make on the carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Blueberries
Raspberries
Goosberries
All in punnety punnets !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Punnety punnets
I want this written on my tombstone. What a beautiful phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# punnetty punnet
sounds like some dickensian character or maybe some merchant ivory thing.

"Miss Punnetty Punnet, I intend to compress a variety of fruits, raspberries, gooseberries and so forth, against your magificent heaving bosoms"
"Why, Mr Darcy! You are too forward. Innit"

Ahh, can't beat the classic dramas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I think that was the channel 5 adaptation.

...

PUNNNEEEETTTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Cuppa tea
and a chinese chicken sarnie.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# *wants this breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# 'Ning Vladimir !
Too busy cooking Lunch to do breakfast.
A couple of cups of Lemon and Ginger Tea and two slices of buttered toast with HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Cheese ham and pickle sandwich and a plastic cup of ChocEspresso
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# We used to get espresschoc here,
I miss it dearly.

edit: apparently i'm a bit emo this morning.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I'm currently eating chocolate
a vigorous throbbing bar of dairy milk whole nut, soon I will have a sandwich, oh yes, I really know how to party.

On a budget.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hmmmmmm
Throbbing !
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# or perhaps it's just me
vibrating with joy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Ah chocolate
I remember chocolate
/diet
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# go on, one nice piece of chocolate won't hurt you.
unless it's a solid 5Kg Block of it, deep fried and battered and served with bacon and chips. (which are also deep fried and battered).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Now THAT'S a brekky of kings!
*wipes spittle*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# yes
but I think even a king would spend the next 2 days on the "throne" afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Well, look at Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# oh my god!
zombie elvis!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# OH NOEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I had 2 kellogs nutrigrains
one apple and one apple and blackberry
2 mugs of strong coffe and a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I had nothing for breakfast
other than coffee flavoured with seagulls tears and praline.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Seagull tears?
Exotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I don't do breakfast.
I just had tea. (Earl Gray)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Nicotine
valium
vicodine
marijuana
ecstasy
and alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# C-C-C-C-C-COCAAAIIIIIIINNNE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No
What do you think I am? A junkie???!

edit: I'll come at you like a bag of cocks - hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# No that's just me.
I have tourettes. And a stammer.

edit: heh heh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# a hearty friday breakfast
"The Full Doonhamer"
Chips with that?
yes please mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# We were discussing this the other day
about 99% of the meals eaten in our pub are returned with the salads untouched. Dumfries is the home of the salad dodger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# that must be why
I got a mighty funny look when I snarfed very bit of salad when my mum bought me lunch the other weekend.
It had probably been on about 4 other meals that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
We're going to make a "Sponsored by McDonalds" sticker to put in the window of the little used "Dumfries Diet Centre"

Did you catch this yesterday?

www.b3ta.com/board/5893523
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I had not!
I like the way the filth has started going, proper stories and everything.

You must have been a bit late with that one, cartoon time had gone off the board by the time I posted mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I posted before you! Yours made me ROFFFFLLE
I've stopped preparing in advance, I just start typing and see where it leads me.

This week is dispair week.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Is it time for a new B3TA "meals board"?
Where people can just post what they've eaten. A bit like the links board, but with meals.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Yes
in a word :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# A bowl of Special K, a glass of orange juice and some Cadbury fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# he asked for breakfast details
there was no need to obliquely tel us you were fingering your own arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# smelling them too often has given me a slight dirty sanchez
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# syphallis
and she had fetrilized eggs.

/male tart joke
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Chocolate cake, 2 mugs of lady grey tea
and mixed fruit and vegetable juice straight out of the carton
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# ning comrade
i have just eaten two snowballs and a pint of water.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# i
had a ham and a carrot. nothin' else in fridge
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ham toucher!
ham toucher!

;-P
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:10, archived)