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tomato soup
herby mash
beef pasty

the jelly I was going to have broke
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hmm lovely
Save some of the tomato soup and use it for gravy.

Broke jelly? Just glue it back together and it will be fine, honest.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# it was a kamikazi jelly
it jumped out of the fridge at my brother and smashed itself to bits on the floor below
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Pray tell dear gianthead


How the fuck can you break a jelly?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# beat it with a flaming spork!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I shall remember for next time!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)