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# Tuck in your bibs, it's

Today I am having Potato and leek soup made with brown onion stock and buttered ciabatta for dunkery. While that's cooking I am eating Twiglets. What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# ‘a plate of sugar and some very orange cayke’


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# That's braw!
Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# sandwiches
salad flavour
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Salad "flavour"?
You get granules and add water, or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# No
They are made of lettuce, cucumber, tomato and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Nothing!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *sigh*
As I've said many times, we can't have you fainting, not on a Friday afternoon. Have chips or steal other people's lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I don't suppose
that I am in any immediate danger of dying of starvation!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Yes you are
no lunch can mean death.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I have plenty of stored reserves
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Your Ron Jeremy?
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Sardinia . . . lully!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hey! You said you weren't eating...that looks supiciously like some sort of cake in your left hand
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# He's doing performance art!
www.b3ta.com/board/5896616


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# arf too!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# SSSSSMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUGGGGGG
BBBBAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
tomato soup
herby mash
beef pasty

the jelly I was going to have broke
(gianthead, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hmm lovely
Save some of the tomato soup and use it for gravy.

Broke jelly? Just glue it back together and it will be fine, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# it was a kamikazi jelly
it jumped out of the fridge at my brother and smashed itself to bits on the floor below
(gianthead, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Pray tell dear gianthead


How the fuck can you break a jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# beat it with a flaming spork!
(gianthead, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I shall remember for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Wheeee.
I just had a zoom. The banana bits still lovely.

Other than that, prolly a sandwich and tea. And sunshine. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# what's a zoom?
edit: it's an ice lolly, i've just remembered
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Best. Ice lolly. Ever.
EDIT: Yes, you heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
I prefer magnums.

Wanna see something REALLY sexy?
www.b3ta.com/board/5895972
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# PHWOAR!
Talk about the fackin 'orn.

Congratumalations. I feel quite ill : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
quite ill

uncontrollably aroused
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Who am I to deny my base instincts, eh?
*cold-showers*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Lunch of the day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Yay!
what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a right royal eating out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'd better wipe first though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# nah - im fucking starving
*needs to dash out to buy lunch* ... old mother hubbard designed my fucking kitchen...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Ooh banana bits!
Have some avocado in your sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oooh, thats a bit swish.
I think I'm quite limited to tuna mayo I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Stringbeans, balloons and marmite
oh and some heroin as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Lovely
Make sure the needle is clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# some chillified ravioli (Blairs After Death Sauce with Ginseng)
and some Beef Discos, S&V sticks, a Penguin (chocolate variety) and 2 Trophy bars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Chillified?
Shouldn't ravioli be hot? It's still braw though.

I've never seen Beef Discos. Do they dance if you put them near a handbag?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# only if they are mad cows
and well there's hot and there's hot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Yay for super hot chilli sauce !
I've just opened the first jar of pickled chillies from last years crop.
Some of them are quite mild - much like you get from the kebab shop - Others though are bloody eyewatering - and there's no way of telling what you're going to get.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# that sounds great
like russian roulette for chillies. It remins me of Chicken Tikka Bastard

Cook a mild/medium curry with skewered chicken (so it has holes in it) and hide a fresh raw Bird Eye chilli (or a slice of Scotch Bonnet) inside 2 of the pieces of chicken.
Wait until one of your guests gets the chilli and then tell everybody that there was only one and it was random! Once the nxt person gets it they will all be wondering!

Ah happy days of hurting guests
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# It's just like Russian Roulette !
One of my chums is almost crying with pain.
He insisted that the red ones would be hotter than the green ones.
He got a F**kin Hot green one !
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# smash and chunky peanut butter on granary bread
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Smash as in hydrogenated potato?
That's a weird lunch. Are you foreign?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# smash and Bisto together is braw
just mix it together and add hot water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# the perfect meal!
it's like space food for yorkshiremen!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# yes, but when combined with boiling water and sunpat..
gives birth to a taste sensation.
i'm an innovator.
and a student
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I want proper soup!
Cheese ham and mayo sandwich
Oxtail cup a soup
Cool original doritos
caramel muller rice
banana
tea
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# only two z's today
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# LIES!
I can see two!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *ninjas*
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# A nice well-rounded lunch
Make your own soup and home and freeze portions of it. You can heat it in the microwave at work then.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# We don't have a microwave at work.
Or I would.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I'm off to the Chippy again!
yipeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Chips!
Chips!
Chips!
Have some fish with that, ooh, and mushy peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# 'ning
I had some rather interesting fish fillet with a grilled tomato, runner beans and spicy carrots, with a pretzel, a side salad and a bounty to round off

all washed down with spezi and coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I hope the fish was interesting in a nice tasty way
and not "wtf is this" sort of way.

I am interested in the spicy carrots. How do you make those?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# they are baby
carrots, boiled, tossed in butter with chilli to taste and then served with a dash of extra tabassco

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Today I am having Beef...
Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo Vindaloo, La la,
Vindaloo, Vindaloo, Vindaloo Vindaloo, La la!

Washed down with a pint o' guinness and many cigarettes!

Ringstings Druss!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Vindaloo?
FFS for lunch on a Friday? Are you well-hard or just plain mad?
Your bottom will be sore. Don't come crying to me when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Special Friday outing to the curry house!
Might even order a Phaal!

Love that stuff, comes frombeing half scottish and half geordie, no sense and no feeling!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# A Fine Lunch
Apart from the evil sticks of cancer.
Give them up and buy more beer and curry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# My Life is Perfect - read this and weep - for it is my Lunch !
It's Barbecue Tiem !

Lovely homemade Kebabs
Organic Welsh Lamb on Rosemary skewers
Homemade Garlic and Mint Mayonaisse
lots of homegrown Salady things
Served in homemade Flatbread
accompanied with my home grown pickled chillies (Damned fine they are too !)

All washed down with a variety of cold bottles of lovely beer (Spitfire, Black Sheep, Hobgoblin, Tanglefoot etc.)

Outside in the sunshine.

A couple of my chums have come round bringing Venisonburgers, Wild Boarburgers, and Steaks

Once we've scoffed ourselves silly we'll be off to the pub,
where we'll sit outside in the sunshine with more cold beers,
watching the pretty girls go by.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Are you on Holiday or do you work (loosely used term) from home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I work Nights
finished at 5 this morning - back to work midnight Sunday.
And I've been in and out the kitchen and the garden, drinking and food preparing steadily since I got in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# And you live where exactly *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Coventry
In the "House of Nice Cooking Smells"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# *weighs up options*
Does the necessary evil of Coventry outweigh the temptation of food beer and looking at girlie's jiggly bits?

Discuss...
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I can vouch for that
I'm in Coventry right now and I can smell them from here
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Whereabouts are you ?
I'm in Finham.
But I usually drink in Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you git
I think you have just become the most hated man on the board
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *Shrugs*
*Eats lovely Meat*
*Swigs Beer*
All in the Lovely Sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I love him
He understands the simple beauty of baked beans and gravy...and that sublime boundery where sauce meets gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I worship you as a lunchtime god.

Your life sounds fan - Fucking - Tastic!


*envies*

EDIT: I recommend the hobgoblin, mighty fine ale for a mighty gusset
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It is the Hobgoblin
I am currently swigging.
I'll get through them all in due course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I am sure the Duke is salivating over that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# you make it sound
like 'Old Ironballs' is dead

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Cor!
that is the life!
I'll have to clean my barbecue out and get cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, You Should.
And using the woody stalks of Rosemary makes really braw skewers.
Suitable for lamb and pork.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I discoved a farm shop about two miles away from me
and it has all my wild boar and venison and other wild meat needs. All for much cheapness too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Hurrah for farm shops
We've got one about 8 miles away.
Proper locally produced organic meat.
and usually cheaper than, or at least on a par with T**co's.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# There seems to be farm shops popping up all over the place near me
they're bloody good shops. I never buy meat from supermarkets, supermarket meat is flavourless pish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Here's my local :
www.farmsteadmeats.co.uk/index.html.

Todays lamb came from here though :
www.rhugorganic.com/default.asp
I was in Wales at the weekend and it was just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# some brown stuff i found under my thumbnail
*needs to go out to eat*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Don't eat that
Go to a greasy spoon cafe and have a big fry-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# if only they had em over here...
*off to thai place instead...yummmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Cham Lettuce Pickle and Mayo sarnie on Nutty Brown bread
Steak & Kidney Slice
Chicken & Bacon Slice
Tea
Blackberry & Blueberry Smoothie

followed by lots & lots of beer from about 3 o'clock until Sunday as I and a number of others celebrate my brother's birthday...and we then have a "Scatter my Mum's Ashes" party on the beach somewhere on the South Coast

Oh...hiya Flower. I didn't realise that you were DoP's assistant today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That lunch sounds good
but I am a bit suspicious. I think you are trying to hide the fact that you are eating quiche ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# quiche is for veggies
"Slice" in this context means a flattened pasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw.
You should have baked beans and gravy with those slices.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# and again, Pachey is only lurking due to lack of nekkidness, so...
She will mostly be eating:
Satay marinated tofu, steamed spinach with shallots, buckwheat soba noodles, and peanut sauce. Washed down with a can of Stella cos it's Friday!

But it's hot today so she's more inclined to disrobe

Also, hugs for Flowerpot because she haven't seen you for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I am confused
is she at your house? Say hello to her and please tell her that her lunch is very noteworthy and I want some. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Tell her to have more Stella with that
and to get out into the sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Grand fact!
Today my lunch is being made by the handicapped kids from down the corridor, it's their cooking day and I told their teacher to make them make me a Doc G special which is pilchards and cheese, mashed up with worstershire sauce and paprika then grilled on toast. I have back up cheese and ham and mustard sandwiches just incase. I'll also be having 2 tlitres of water and some tea and probably some cheese and onion McCoys.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Arf! A Doc G special!
BTW, just on the off-chance that msn is not b0rky today, as I made it specially for you:

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# For me? thanks, that looks grand.
I've just recieved a plate of my requested lunch

I they've done a braw job it could do with more paprika though but apart from that this is grand. Plichards on toast are braw!


that does look like good haslet
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Splendid.
Yup, you do need a frightening amount of paprika, a good rounded tbsp at least. And plenty of black pepper too.

Edit: yes it is; finest wild Lincolnshire haslet from my mate's Deli.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I haven't had pilchards in years
I never thought about the pepper, it will need that too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I like it so there's just enough to give a slight burning sensation
to the lips, to really balance the tangyness of the tomato sauce and cheese.
just for the hell of it, as the pic is still hanging around...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I salivated when I read about the pilchard thing
I will make a note of that because it sounds master.
Good that you have back up though. I reckon you might need it as the kids might not realise that you need a bit more feeding than your average Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# It really is braw, they made six of the things.
in fact I'm going to have this for my dinner tonight along with my courgette and leek soup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Wow !
You eat braw things too !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I too enjoy cooking
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Cathedral Cheddar and cheshire piccalilli
toasted sandwiches, with sausage and onion flavour crisps and Dr Pepper. None of which is going to be thrown at DTH.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# That sound very tasty
and not throwing it at DTH is a wise move.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Today, I will mostly be eating
Potato Croquettes
Beans of the baked variety
Grilled Gammon

followed by

Lemon meringue

washed down with a refreshing can of Tizer

As they say in Japan, dee-rishus!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Cor!
Potato croquettes!
and lemming meringue!
Oh yes
yes
yes
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Oh go on
grab a croquette and a bit of pie before I scoff the lot...


better be quick
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Too late
next time it goes public, it'll not be recognisable.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# It was the lemming meringue and croquettes that did it for me

Use it wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Wooooooo!
Yay me! This has to be the happiest day in my life. I'd like to thank my mum and dad...

*sob*

/Gwyneth Paltrow
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# FP! *enhurgles*
Pastrami, chorizo and mushroom pizza topped with a mix of applewood and cheddar. I made it a few days ago, and it's rather limp from being microwaved, but still very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# AAAAApppppllleeee woood!!!
yay!

right!

Chippy time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Official Cheese of b3ta(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Doc!
the pizza sound wonderful. It's sad that the microwave makes it limp. "They" should invent one that doesn't do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# It's certainly no reflection on you that my pizza went limp.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I had
a packet of Frisps and a Lucozade - totalling 75p of my money.

it's rent day :P
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Not nearly enough
Have some sort of sandwich. Put chips into sandwich. Eat. Feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Cherry crumble and custard
That was it...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hmm
It's so flipping braw that it might just do the trick until tea time. I hope so for your sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# eight fish fingers
chips and beans
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# 8!
Magic!

The captin will be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I cannot fault this
not on a Friday afternoon anyway.
Although a Tunnock's teacake might just round that off nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ah
subway sarnie, seafood style with lettuce, tomatoe, olives, gherkins and extra cheese
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cor
That sounds like something I need right now. Very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Today i'm having
A Chicken Kebab and Large Pop.

Cos i'm a fat bastard and like my food.

So there!


(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yay!
We all like our food which is why we are here in this thread.

Are you just a regular fat bastard or an obnoxious one?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# today i are healthy
chicken salad
sandwich. i ate it already so i have forgotten what it was. ah yes, prawn
and some mineral water, panna.

tesco's salads are rank. i'm going to M&S next time.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# You had chicken salad sandwich
then forgot and then remembered it was prawn?
I should try that. Eat something very healthy and then "remember" it was chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# no no
a chicken salad, AND a prawn sandwich.

you should eat chips then remember it was an apple or something, that way no guilty conscience. and if, when you remember that you had an apple, you wished you'd eaten chips, you can have chips, because it's okay because you just had an apple and not chips.

see?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Nice facts!
I'm having Blood, sweat and tears.
Oh and a couple of chicken & Mayo rolls.
And a packet of Smoky Bacon Wheat Crunchies.


And Apple squash mixed with coke. Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I hope the blood, sweat and tears are all from M&S
A fine lunch. The drinky bit sounds very interesting although a bit bizarre, but bizarre is good on a Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Well they've done vanilla, lime and lemon coke.
And pepsi have made cappucchino pepsi.

I'm just staying one step ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# A pint of Stella
That is all
(skinwah punted Baxter, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# have chips with that
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Excuse me
only The Duke of Prunes and certified deputies are allowed to advise on lunch. You may get it wrong and end up killing someone. Please don't be so reckless.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# i *am* a certified deputy
on your recommendation. :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Oops yes!
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# erm...
just a bottle of Diet Coke for me!

(Two slices of cheese on toast, two hash browns and two cups of coffee for breakfast!)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# *hugs*
hurrah i'm not the only late one!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# heh heh!
*enhurgles*

'noon missy!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# No room for a small sandwich
with avocado? Aww
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# TEA!
croissants, bagels and maryland cookies and a mini milk!
coo-eee it's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Isn't a hot mini milk
er... milk and a lolly stick?

Mmm... mini milk.... *dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Cor
mini milk! The rest of your lunch sounds fine but I am extremely distracted by the mini milk. I wish you could get them here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Get stripped off
and out in the sunshine with a cold beer !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# did that yesterday
i think my back is a little burnt
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Do your front
today.
We don't get enough sunshine to let any go to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Pasta and peas...
...with chicken and cheese.

And mustard and black pepper, but that doesn't alliterate or rhyme so it can fuck off. :)
(DrDerekDoctors, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Yay for rhyming lunches!
Sounds tasty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Today I am having..
bacon and beans on toast
(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# This is another fine lunch
I hope you have tons of butter on the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:25, archived)