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# The key for my new scooter what I picked up today
You can take the piss if you like but I

Awaits the inevitable 'scooters are teh ghey' comments...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Scooters are teh awesome actually
way handier than a car.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks
And I'm going to try not to kill myself on the way home from work tonight through the centre of Bristol in rush hour traffic, getting used to a new scooter with a really twitchy throttle after doing my CBT on a crappy little 50 with a throttle like a sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I'd get myself one of those really high speed models
but the traffic police dun like such things. :/
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Allegedly the top speed is about 65 mph
But I'm thinking it'll go a bit faster than that...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# nice one...hope you have fun riding it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# like fat birds
great fun to ride until your mates see you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Why did you pick up a scooter?
Was it heavy?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Gilera Runners are good scooters
but they are what all the pikeys like to steal, so make sure you lock it up and let it live in your kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Locked residents' carpark
plus big-ass Thatcham-approved chain and padlock what cost £100...

edit - and factory fitted immobiliser...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# mopeds rock but so do big bikes
like mine
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 5 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Oooh,
SHINY THING!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16, archived)