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# 'Noon!


Vlad's had a few drinks since thismorning's visit, so he's a bit more cheery.
His question today is; What have you got in your pockets?

Vlad' has his house keys, two shot glasses, a Soviet flag, some lint and a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Rohypnol
and a dead mouse
and ironman testuos car keys
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Ciggys, keys and about £2 in change






And my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# hmm
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# absolutely nothing and I have 6 pockets
so that's 0/6 = 0

unless I count air particles, bacteria and fibres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# The usual...
keys, phone, wallet...

I'm not as interesting as Vladimir.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Chewing gum, keys
and more fluff than you ever thought possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 5 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Just a pen
it's a non-university day today. Normally I have my wallet with lots of cards in my left pocket, and my moped insurance papers in my right pocket. Also, sometimes my MP3 player. Used to bring along my ciggie case, but I hardly do that anymore.

/standard equipment

Edit: oh, and moped keys of course.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# 3 pound and a snotty hanky with a bogie in the corner!
and some lint!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I am currently in pocketpossion of
1. My wallet, which contains all the money the bank for some curious reason deems fit to allow me to have.
2. A Hanky, which is effective in storing snot, for later use.
3. Also there is a crumpled up Arriva bus ticket, for a journey that I completed not more than 20 minutes ago at a cost of 90 english pence.
4. A 10p coin, which represents the change generated when purchasing the ticket mentioned above which ended up in a state that is known as "crumpled"
That concludes the left pocket.
The right pocket is empty, at this moment in time.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# A detailed answer!
Rejoice!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# my life sucks :(
but my pockets? man it's a non stop party down there! yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# The key for my new scooter what I picked up today
You can take the piss if you like but I'll get to work through the traffic quicker than you...

Awaits the inevitable 'scooters are teh ghey' comments...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Scooters are teh awesome actually
way handier than a car.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks
And I'm going to try not to kill myself on the way home from work tonight through the centre of Bristol in rush hour traffic, getting used to a new scooter with a really twitchy throttle after doing my CBT on a crappy little 50 with a throttle like a sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I'd get myself one of those really high speed models
but the traffic police dun like such things. :/
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Allegedly the top speed is about 65 mph
But I'm thinking it'll go a bit faster than that...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# nice one...hope you have fun riding it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# like fat birds
great fun to ride until your mates see you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Why did you pick up a scooter?
Was it heavy?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Gilera Runners are good scooters
but they are what all the pikeys like to steal, so make sure you lock it up and let it live in your kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Locked residents' carpark
plus big-ass Thatcham-approved chain and padlock what cost £100...

edit - and factory fitted immobiliser...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# mopeds rock but so do big bikes
like mine
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 5 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Oooh,
SHINY THING!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Security pass
keys (lab, flat and bike),
€1,50 in coin
my mobile phone (5410i)
MP3 player (creative MuVo 128meg)
wallet with usual crap

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Oooh, I used to have a MuVo 128.
Has the battery cover come off yours too?
/reccuring problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# my wallet, phone, and a kilo of mashed potato LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# In my pocket is.......
A German
(bit of a lothario, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# crafty bugger!!
Spang him.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# A blue octopus finger puppet
What do I win?
(Pachey, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# a lady's thong (worn)
and a tramp's beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Gibralta.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# In my pokets I have:
A Crudely Drawn Cock
The Quo
Jaws
The Enterprise
A vortex
E.T.
J. Christ
A Wookie
Yoko Ono
Spiderman
.
.
.
.
.
All of those, or maybe a polar bear.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# A Palm Tungsten T5
and my wallet. And a pair of headphones. And sunglasses. And lipsalve.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Ok, I have
46pence, a receipt from 99p stores, two lighters and my wallet. forgot to buy me some fags at dinner, so i'm suffering. huffing the butane just isn't the same when you're over 14, or not on grange hill
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 15:52, archived)
# My pocketes?
A ring (piece)
(CdrVimes, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16, archived)