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# Hahahha, brilliatn!!
Made me laff well hard!

EDIT: cunt me in the fuck, my arms are hurtin'! Th Gym isnt all its craked up to be y'know
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# oh yeah
did all you peeps get sweaty?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Skin and mills did,
i was alright after a while!

Hurts to lift a tea cup now!!
Nooo!!!
I think i worked too hard

EDIT: you and skina re gettin on better aint ya?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# ermmm a little
it's cause i'm a bit more quiet at school and i'm not there much haha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Yeah girl, ive noticed!
Ive missed my goddam burgers!

I need help

Im shopping an ambulance, but ive run owta ideas!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
i've gotta watch my weight now thanks to that injection

i'm not putting on two stones over two years! not a chance!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Aww kiss it better!
*realises what i said*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# make an ambulance selling burgers
*profits*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I did!
...eventually
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Go and work on a tattie farm
lifting all those sacks of delicious spuds will soon build you up.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Really?
Thats not a bad idea actualy.......

*feels Dukes Biceps*

Fuck me! It does!

*starts job*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# five groats an hour
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Groams???
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Or get a job in demolition
that works. I did that once during the summer in my student days, that was a great job.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# wow!
a fortune! can i get a job there too?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry
it's a mans job only, you can work in the office cooking up all the tatties for lunch for the same wage.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# okay
as long as i get to make some tea
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# 1 mug please... milk, no sugar
ta

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Good, good
make as much tea as you want, welcome aboard. Here's a weeks wage in advance.

50 groats
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 18:58, archived)