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# there once was a fella named Danny
whose forehead resembled a fanny
it caused him some hassle
when up in Newcastle
with people remarking 'that's canny'

that is the worst limerick i have ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:27, archived)
# there was a young man from australia
who painted his bum like a dhalia
tuppence a smell was all very well
but 10p a lick was a failure.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is great, did you just make it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:34, archived)
# can't take the credit
for that one i'm afraid. My dad told me that one.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:35, archived)
# this one however, is original.
There was a young man on the net
With a face that we couldn't forget.
His regular belming was so overwhelming
That I laughed and made my seat wet.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaargh
you terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:42, archived)
# sorry mate
i was on here last night, was a bit drunk, then that picture came up, i was pissing myself... :-)
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:43, archived)
# that's ok
i knew what to expect :)

(edit)i feel bad for calling you a cunt, sorry. it was the shock
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:43, archived)
# i think it was
quite justified really!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:50, archived)
# I was on here drunk last night too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:47, archived)
# you could have lied
and we would have been none the wiser

this is bad, i'm thinking of every sentence as the beginning of a limerick now. miser, riser, pfizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:40, archived)
# come on spoon
we're all waiting for your limerick now!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:49, archived)
# that is great.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:34, archived)
# uncanny
I'm in Newcastle now
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:39, archived)
# where'boots
bonny lad? this is a local saying, not a chatup line :)

*edit* no matter, it's fookin late and I'm in need of zeds.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:41, archived)
# some peapal just divent
unerstan what wa talken about wen talken amungts wa sells

I'm not from Newcastle either...just thought it sounded good...but looking bcak at it, it doesn't look good at all
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:45, archived)