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# Merry
Christmas or appropriate religeous holiday you lovley, lovley B3tans!
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)
# thank yew, and elm, and oak, and beech
here, have a grammy
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukah
Happy Kwanza
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)
# well
I signed half my xmas cards this year with "merry xmas, happy new year, jolly kwanza"

They didn't understand.
Pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Christmas may be fake nowadays
but at least Kwanzaa's honest about being fake... What a weird idea that "holiday" is.

Only in America, as they say in the rest of the world - and in America!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Out here you're not allowed
to say Merry Christmas - it has to be Happy Holidays.
So last night I was being obnoxious in the pub and was yelling Merry Christmas and offended a few jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Here's a little Driedel, ...
that's small and made of clay,
but I'm not gonna play with it 'cause Dreidel's fucking gay...
/cartman

Yuletide blessings be upon ye all.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# tut tut tut
not politically correct
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
it's happy winterval these days
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Is new year
or easter
or erm ive run outta other chruistian stuff
are they changed too?
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Marco
....
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Eh?
not allowed?

By whom?
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# them
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# *gasp*
THEM???
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# they are everywhere!
even in ure presents

So be warned
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
I must burn all my gifts!!!

TO THE BONFIRE!
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# you signed mine
with all the characters from MustbeaTuesday

Might be worth something in the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# well
i failed to make any kind of xmas eve episode for mustbeatuesday
so the shareprices are going down, down, down
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Merry Christmas back to you!
I have presents for all

ask and ill do my best to find it in the pile :P
merry christmas Ho HO Ho HO Ho
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)
# notice
that if you can't find a present you like there's a handily placed noose.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Perfect for those
Edited out, see told you it was offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)
# wasnt that bad a comment
Just cause i carefully selected the one with the noose in,
instead of the many other pics of the pile.
comments like that are expected
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# please dont
I have depression, and it gets a hell of a lot worse around Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# i do apologise
sorry
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I wasn't trying to be offensive.

Here, have a picture of my norks (0)(0)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# what a kind gift
WBM helping depression with nudity since 2002
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# yay!
that would be the best present ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)
# :P
but i have to try to accomadate all wishes
its in the spirit of things
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:23, archived)
# look like
a few people need to take some presents first.
or else it's only the elves that get it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# well the
depressed people can be pushed to the back of the queue
and wait their turn
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:30, archived)
# and
the depressed elves can scuttle through the legs of others in the crowd and get right to the front?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# yup yup
see good scheme goin here
everyone gets what they want
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Except me
I wanted a real woman
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)
# i tired
but there was only this guy left in the partners section
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)
# comin' right back at cha
:)
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)