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# Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukah
Happy Kwanza
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:21, archived)
# well
I signed half my xmas cards this year with "merry xmas, happy new year, jolly kwanza"

They didn't understand.
Pathetic.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Christmas may be fake nowadays
but at least Kwanzaa's honest about being fake... What a weird idea that "holiday" is.

Only in America, as they say in the rest of the world - and in America!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Out here you're not allowed
to say Merry Christmas - it has to be Happy Holidays.
So last night I was being obnoxious in the pub and was yelling Merry Christmas and offended a few jews.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Here's a little Driedel, ...
that's small and made of clay,
but I'm not gonna play with it 'cause Dreidel's fucking gay...
/cartman

Yuletide blessings be upon ye all.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# tut tut tut
not politically correct
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
it's happy winterval these days
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Is new year
or easter
or erm ive run outta other chruistian stuff
are they changed too?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Marco
....
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Eh?
not allowed?

By whom?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# them
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# *gasp*
THEM???
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# they are everywhere!
even in ure presents

So be warned
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
I must burn all my gifts!!!

TO THE BONFIRE!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# you signed mine
with all the characters from MustbeaTuesday

Might be worth something in the future!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# well
i failed to make any kind of xmas eve episode for mustbeatuesday
so the shareprices are going down, down, down
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)