hahahaMet the twunt in Tescos once. Or rather, he walked past me, and I growled 'twat' under my breath at him.
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drunkenoaf,
Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44,
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i bet it was under your breathchicken!
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46,
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*Doesn't want to collect an assault charge*Tip: Never assault a celebrity in a supermarket with many many CCTV cameras.
( drunkenoaf,
Tue 30 May 2006, 11:16,
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those cctv cameras can be heavyso just practice assaulting "celebrities" by hitting them with just one security camera, then use two at a time, before you know it, you'll be successfully twatting them with dozens of optical security items.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 30 May 2006, 11:36,
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