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# all UK soaps are atrociously bad
full of characters who are horrible, bitter, vindictive, nasty, arrogant etc. etc.

complete cunts in other words, *nobody* is ever happy in them
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:02, archived)
# OI! BUTTON IT YOU SLAG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# You ain't my Dad!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# actually I might be
describe your mother - in detail


*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Well, her name's Dot...
*watches Griffin Saver's manhood detumesce*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# my manhood's not posh enough to detumesce
in fact I'm all done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I HATE YOU!
/plays along
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# how long before we start snogging furiously?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# when Christopher Reeve learns to walk again?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I can wait
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Could zombie Christopher Reeve walk?
or would he drag himself along the ground?

zombie showjumping horse or zombie wheelchair I reckon

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# dang - that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# But
watching happy people is boring. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# yeah
but watching happy characters who you know are at one point going to crash and burn in some social way isn't boring

the characters in UK soaps are unhappy more than they are happy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:09, archived)
# You left me at the altar you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:12, archived)
# just like real life
and that, my friends, is why I visit this board.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# am it fluffy teim yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)