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# You'll like living in an Orwelian society
*waves hands*

I promise!
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Checklist
1) Bank statements for last 10 years
2) All correspondence for the last 5 years
3) Current CV (authenticated and signed by all employers)
4) Details of parents, grand parents and great grand parents, paying particular detail to political persuasion.
5) Large bribe for customs officer
6) Lube in case of search
etc.
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# *signs up for chip implant*
;)
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# i like it!!
ya know they're pertectin' us from dem terrierists

^^^truth^^^

^^^roffle!!11!!!!^^^
(, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)